What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:53
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Be a super-ager — and join the ‘wellderly’ - The Times
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Senate expected to pass crypto bill without addressing Trump’s investments - AP News
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Loons and Moons
Qui eaque occaecati facere et.
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Which tool is used in artificial intelligence?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do you think Filipinos are conservatives?
Just Forget it!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The closer a volcano is to erupting, the greener the trees around it look from space - Live Science
No, not a chance
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is world history that not many people know about?
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes